Fresh strawberries - washed, hulled, and a little bit of the bottoms sliced off so they stand up
Philadelphia Cream Cheese cheesecake filling
Crushed graham crackers
Put cheesecake filling into a gallon-sized plastic bag. Cut off a small corner of bag. Pipe filling into strawberries. Sprinkle graham crackers over top. Sit back and watch them disappear, absorbing the praise that is inevitably coming your way.